You open out a very long piece of paper (heavy card stock). It is completely blank on both sides. Then you fold it back up into a small packet and announce that you will use magic to punch holes in the paper. You proceed to use the hole puncher in mid-air, around the paper. The hole puncher never touches the paper. Yet when you open out the paper again, three things happen instantly (and automatically) 

1. Hundreds of tiny white dots flutter to the floor

2. Many holes are seen punched in the paper

3. These holes form words, and the message of your choice appears stretched between your two hands!!

Includes 5 pages of illustrated instructions. 

Condition: Previous owner has message of "Welcome Beards!" and you would have to remove dots to affix whichever message you desire. You will also need to use a hole puncher to make more white dots. Otherwise fine.